It’s hailing. There is a skylight directly above my head. I am in my bed. I am not moving. I better not die. 

Can I be real for a second and admit I’ve never seen ghostbusters? Don’t judge—we all have blind spots.

“important trend.” 

Used in a sentence: Brightly colored skinny jeans are a very important trend this spring. 

No, maybe “fun trend,” or “new trend,” or “interesting trend,” but not important. Sorry.

Submarine is on netflix. Everyone should watch it for the following reasons:

1. It’s funny, but also sad and thoughtful.

2. It’s beautiful—Wales is beautiful, and the cinematography is wonderful.

3. Richard Ayoade directed it and adapted the screenplay. He’s also Moss on The IT Crowd. That makes him very multifaceted/multitalented and cool. 

4. Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys did the soundtrack.

Workaholics’ Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, and Anders Holm

Workaholics: Push It To The Limit

Some Mott’s tweet just showed up on twitter, and now I’m dying for some apple sauce. Also, it’s 4:30am and I have been watching videos on youtube of people that are famous in England, and it’s blowing my mind thinking about all the people that are famous over there that we don’t know anything about. Not really that mind-blowing though really. 

I wish I were British, but I hate how they say “yogurt.”